Thanks for pickin me to be the kin. what was the fereigners name? I sure could use that heap a money 'cause we kinda down on our luck here what with the young uns pilin up and Ma taken ill from rupert slippin that chiken poop in her mornin tea as a practecal joke. im thinkin if i get me some of that green stuff i may go get me a good used truck and a new bass boat. so tell me what all we gotta do to get this thing movin. you go ahead and send that application to me now and i'll get her filled out the best i can on my own. ain't no sense in gettin them fancy shmancy pants lawyers involved in this here whole ordeal if we men can work this out amonst ourselves right?
ill be waitin on ya Sammy,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR WILLINGNESS TO ASSIST ME IN THIS MUTUAL BUSINESS BENEFIT.
I HAVE STARTED OBTAINING THE VITAL DOCUMENTS THAT WILL ENHANCE A HITCH FREE CLAIM ,PLEASE TRY AND UNDERSTAND THAT THIS DEAL REQUIRES YOUR ABSOLUTELY FULL CO-OPERATION AND SECRESIVE TO AVOID ANY LEAKAGE.
ONCE MORE ,WE THANK YOU AND WISH YOU SEND US YOUR BANK DETAILS TO ENABLE US COMMENCE WITH THE BANK APPROVAL AND THE REST OF THEM.
PLEASE FOR FURTHER DISCUSIUON PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL ME ON MY PHONE NO:234-80-37201312.
PLEASE BEAR WITH ME IN MY EMAIL CHANGED BOX ,IT WAS DUE TO SOME NETWORK PROBLEM THAT I DECIDED TO USE THIS ALTERNATIVE EMAIL TO REACH YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
PLEASE SEND TO ME YOUR PHONE AND FAX NO IMMEDIATELY.
Hey there Sammy,
First off I dont rightly like it when people say my last name wrong. My last name is DUGAN not DUNGAN. You best get it right next time when you send me letters or ill be openin a can of whoopass on ya. oh and you can call me Hank too thats what my freinds all call me down there at the stachun. thats where i work mind ya is at a stachun fixin john deers. you got you a john deer boy? dont go tellin me yer onea them sissy boys that dont drive no john deer or we can call this thing off right now.
Now, about this here secresive and coopration so there ain't no leakage - git this thru yer head that i ain't gettin involved in any queer stuff. how i handle my leakage is my busness and i ain't gonna stand for nobuddy innerfearin with it ok?
As fer callin ya i done tol ya i ain't got no cash to spare so dont be lookin fer no call any time soon from this end no sir. Ma done tol me to tell ya just go ahead and send the money to us and we best do what Ma says. She ain't been right latly and her rumatism been actin up somethin feerce but if Ma says send the money then by gum thats what we gonna do. so heres my adress for you to send that cash to mister.
17419 Coon Holler Road
sweetwater, TN 37874
Now, about this here bank detail busness. What you need that fer? you tellin me you gonna need my bankin details to do this? mister lissen here ain't no way in hell i can give ya somethin like that lessn you tell me zactly what you plannin to do with it. dont give me no funny stuff ether or ill have sherrif coltraine on you lik flys on hog crap. best you explan yerself to me quick boy or ill be fixin to come over there and kick somebodies ass.
dont leave me hangin here Sambo, i need some ansers and some more informachun as soon as you get this. and another thing to- tell me why you dont already have these documints ready to go afore you done writ to me son? that dont make no sence to send a man an offer that aint already in place!
Allright then ill be waitin to hear from ya
Hank DUGAN (get it right this time)
ps you got room in yer hut fer anutter mouth to feed? my boy rupert has plum lost his gizzards latly. he been geetin in all kindsa tomfoolery here at the ol homstead so im studyin on shippin him on outta here ifn he dont straten up right.
Why ain't i heerd back from ya yet? Me and mas waitin here on pins and needels fer yer reply so you best git on back with us now and not keep us waitin on ya to much longer. I was talkin with som of dem boys down at the stachun and they says they wishn they was in my shoes bout right now cause we gonna be rich soon. i done tol jethro myers and pickle johnson not to bother buggin ol man henny down at the farmacy fer anymora that linmint oil fer there artritus cause im buyin them a bunch of it sonns you send me that cash.
im waitin on ya sambo writ back quick!
THANKS MY BROTHER , MY REGARDS TOUR GUYS OVER THERE.
I REALLY WANT TO MAKE YA A MILLIONARE BUT I NEED YA HELP ,CAN YA SEND ME SOME MONEY TO GET SOME DOCUMENTS TO GET THIS MONEY RELEASED FROM THE BANK
IF YA CAN DO THAT ,WOH WE ARE RICH.
IF YOU GANA SEND THIS MONEY ,THEN YOU GANA USE THIS NAME TO SEND ME THE MONEY ,CHRISTOPHER NONYALUM.
TEXT QUESTION:WHO IS YA:ANSWER:YOUR GUY.
SEND IT THROUGH WESTERN UNION.
DO NOT FAIL TO THAT YA.
I MUST CONFESS TO YA THAT YOU ARE A NIGA YA.
THANKS MY NIGA